I just scanned Facebook
apparently Americans are outraged about an American singing a song called God Bless America. Texans are outraged because one side of Texas has mandated a law in favor of one-sidedness. Oh yes, and it is very hot in New York City.
People Vin Hamilton trusts
The Jimmy Dean sausage sunshine guy.
finished er’ off with a turkey… creep can roll man.
Freedom Tower- July 4th 2013
July 3, 2013 at 11:49am
today I’m auditioning to be an expecting dad that is skeptical of storks. I don’t really know how to go method for this.
I’m basically this generations’ John Lithgow… only shorter.
— Vin Hamilton
Don’t talk to me about being mature. I once broke up with a chick on Foursquare.
the fullest of moons
It is your civic duty to get out there and vote. I won’t try and sway your opinion but that’s only because my candidate of choice is winning by an incredible margin.
Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fucking ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven, and I sure as shit *don’t fucking roll*!
— Walter Sobchak: